- Fan: Would you like to date a fan?
- Zayn: Wow well actually yes of course, I'd also like if she were younger than me so I could protect her.
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Girl: We’re best friends right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No one. I love someone.
Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.
Boy: Definitely. I’ve loved her ever since I met her.
Girl: Really? Well, since we’re best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.
-Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her-
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I’m getting a call.
-Answers the phone-
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I love you.
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“Born This Way” - Lady GaGa
reblogging every time i see it on my dash ok bye~
never not reblogging
CAN THIS JUST PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND OF MY LIFE OKAY
YESSS
Well hello there, new soundtrack to my life.
(Source: mallsuicide, via xotwistedsymphony)
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA! After all he’s your son.*Robot slaps mom*
LMFAO!!
(Source: ohlooknospaces, via takashi-kun)
